Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-day!
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
It eggs-plodes!
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A poul-tree!
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
What's a henway?
About 5 pounds!
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
" What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
The bombshell!
What does an alarm cluck say?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
Scrambled eggs!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard-boiled eggs!
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
Why did half a chicken cross the road?
To get to its other side!
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break!
How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
